snorlaxatives:

me: *eats cookie dough*

some weak ass person: “you’ll get salmonella poisoning!!!” 

image

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19.Sep.14 1 hour ago

ladyinterior:

Postcards For Ants, Lorraine Loots

(via nerd-in-the-tardis)

19.Sep.14 1 hour ago

gayisthenewokay:

in-toxicatd:

I can’t wait for the day that instead of “It’s late, I have to go.” you will say “It’s late, let’s go to bed.”

this is so cute

(via suicidal-with-a-smile)

19.Sep.14 6 hours ago

kanyewhisperer:

when you try to say ‘nah you’re good’ but say ‘nah you’re god’ by mistakeimage

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19.Sep.14 6 hours ago

2006/2014

They grew up great

(Source: out-in-the-open, via supernaturalapocalypse)

19.Sep.14 6 hours ago

bagmilk:

mom can i borrow money to buy you a present

(Source: heteroh, via hotboyproblems)

19.Sep.14 6 hours ago
is it bad that i make my mom sleepy time tea and put an extra bag in it to knock her the fuck out so i can smoke peacefully in my room? lmaoooo
19.Sep.14 6 hours ago

eartheld:

mostly nature

(Source: sunflower-mama, via eartheld)